Then marriage came and visited me. To put it bluntly, I let myself go. My wife turned into a great cook and it was visible all over my waistline, my face, and my stamina. I ballooned to 250 pounds and stayed there till I had a little scare.
Every time I came out of the shower, I would look at my wife, who was 115 pounds when I met her and asked her if I …
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